What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do men like low maintenance women?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you anal play alone?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?